You are doing a foxton of French toast and this creative diversion is so fun!! I hope you won’t judge yourself too harshly while you’re getting your goldfish crackers together. Your word wares are well worth the wait. Xoxo
I'm not only a half-vegetarian/vegan, I'm also traveling. You're not sending real meat are you? My address would be my brother's house, and he's notorious for not going through his mail, which could be fatal here...
Truth be told, I’m struggling to create enough new content that I can both
1) post here, AND
2) submit to magazines (most places won’t accept story submissions that have appeared previously online).
We're in the same boat. Let's hope no one on board gets ebola.
(I won't apply for free stuff as I already feel you spoilt me with the birthday present, and want there to be enough for everyone else. Thanks again, by the way. Hopefully any morning now you'll be opening your mailbox to something other than another electricity bill).
You are a marketing genius.. or you’re not, lol! I received my package of meat today and it was delicious. I will be sharing a portion with my two daughters and my mom. Regardless of whether you have given away free meat that some hungry souls would have paid top dollar for, you have certainly succeeded at putting yourself, your name, and your “meat” (as to not spoil it for others) out into the world in an insanely creative manner. Well played! Congratulations, Maegan! And thank you so much for sharing your talents with us.
“I think someone sent you meat” is what my wife said after accidentally opening my package because she thought it was hers. Just finished reading. So good. I literally LOLd twice. My 7yo girl and 9yo boy came over the second time and asked to read it. I told them “This is adult humor”
“We laugh at movie jokes when you and mom laugh, even if we don’t get it”
“This is a little more adult than Christmas Vacation”
What's better than meat by mail?
I'm a little scared.......haha
These "ANYTHING ELSE I SHOULD KNOW" comments are making me smile. 🥩🥩🥩
WHATS IN THE BOX!?
Even MEAT to the UK? Surely it would spoil on the journey? (and/or cost a fortune to ship). Unless you are sending LIVE MEAT?
Does the meat come in different angles?
Can I request that the meat be made out of human flesh?
I love putting a slab of your Fresh Meat in my books as bookmarks!
You are doing a foxton of French toast and this creative diversion is so fun!! I hope you won’t judge yourself too harshly while you’re getting your goldfish crackers together. Your word wares are well worth the wait. Xoxo
I'm not only a half-vegetarian/vegan, I'm also traveling. You're not sending real meat are you? My address would be my brother's house, and he's notorious for not going through his mail, which could be fatal here...
Truth be told, I’m struggling to create enough new content that I can both
1) post here, AND
2) submit to magazines (most places won’t accept story submissions that have appeared previously online).
We're in the same boat. Let's hope no one on board gets ebola.
(I won't apply for free stuff as I already feel you spoilt me with the birthday present, and want there to be enough for everyone else. Thanks again, by the way. Hopefully any morning now you'll be opening your mailbox to something other than another electricity bill).
Maegan
OMG!
I got your Fresh Meat package. what a delight. your presentation was unexpected and unbelievably spot on.
I loved your story!
Thanks for letting me part of your artistic explosion.
I will find a home for the extra packets of Fresh Meat you delivered.
congratulation again.
are you send this story out to magazines, journals etc?
You are a marketing genius.. or you’re not, lol! I received my package of meat today and it was delicious. I will be sharing a portion with my two daughters and my mom. Regardless of whether you have given away free meat that some hungry souls would have paid top dollar for, you have certainly succeeded at putting yourself, your name, and your “meat” (as to not spoil it for others) out into the world in an insanely creative manner. Well played! Congratulations, Maegan! And thank you so much for sharing your talents with us.
“I think someone sent you meat” is what my wife said after accidentally opening my package because she thought it was hers. Just finished reading. So good. I literally LOLd twice. My 7yo girl and 9yo boy came over the second time and asked to read it. I told them “This is adult humor”
“We laugh at movie jokes when you and mom laugh, even if we don’t get it”
“This is a little more adult than Christmas Vacation”