MYSTERY MEAT

MANAGER'S SPECIAL.

MEAT SACKS! GET YER MEAT SACKS! FREE FOR THE TAKING. FRESH OFF THE BONE. MEAT SACKS! GET YER MEAT SACKS! FREEEEESH MEAT!!

Do you like FREE stuff?¹

Do you trust that I’m not just some creepy creepster, typing this from within the constraints of her linen closet whilst plotting all the ways to deliver to your door BOOGERS or POOP or PEE?

Do you WANT whatever this MYSTERY MEAT is I have to offer?

Do you want it delivered to your MAILBOX in an ENVELOPE as early as next WEEK?²

Do you want MULTIPLE servings of whatever I’ve CONCOCTED, to share with your FRIENDS or scare away SOCCER DADS or to STUFF inside jackets of the stack of books on that first table to the left right as you walk into Barnes & Noble?

Let me know in the FORM below³!

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And THANK YOU for your continued support.

Until we MEAT again,

🥩Maegan

1. THIS IS ACTUALLY JUST ONE OF THOSE CLEVER (or not so clever) DIVERSIONS TO KEEP YOU DISTRACTED WHILE I BUY MYSELF MORE TIME TO WRITE THAT NEXT STORY I OWE YOU.

Truth be told, I’m struggling to create enough new content that I can both

1) post here, AND

2) submit to magazines (most places won’t accept story submissions that have appeared previously online).

Don’t worry though. I’ll figure it out soon.

In the meantime, STAY FRESH!

2. Aaaactually, ship time will depend on the United States Postal Service. And if you live outside the United States, who knows how long it will take!

3. Good while supplies last.