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Shenanigans

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Ha! Love the movie, Waiting.

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Orange Hornets

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Keep ‘em coming.

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Pearwasp

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BananaBumble

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I would eat at a restaurant named banana bumble. It doesn’t sound like a chain, it sounds really hip. Actually... now I’m upset that there is no such restaurant as Banana Bumble

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Finnigens

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Preference between Sizzlerz OR Fiddlestix?

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Or Humdingerz or Hamdingerz (might be too much)

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So, you want a fictional one?

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Yes. With pizazz/same vibe as Shennaniganz

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Biscuits and Beer

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Thanks! Ideally one word…

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Pizzazz

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Penguini

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I meant “Penguini”

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Sushritos

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Potasads

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Or any “x” and “x”

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Suds and Soups

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Preference between Sizzlerz OR Fiddlestix?

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Or Humdingerz or Hamdingerz (might be too much)

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Any of those sound real.

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And equivalent to applebees

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Thank you Wil!

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Down to Fiddlestix or Humdingerz

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send me a private preview link (available in substack) so i can get more context

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lexiconway at protonmail dot calm

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Check spam? I’ll resend.

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Right now I'm bouncing between Sizzlerz OR Fiddlestix...

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Maybe Humdingerz

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Thanks guys!

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Pretty much any Irish name works. Flanagan’s, Dougherty’s, O’Hallahan’s. I like Erik’s suggestion of Finnegan’s. Humdingerz is pretty fire, though.

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I like Finnegan’s too, except we have a real one just down the road! Haha!

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I settled on Fiddlestix for now, but Humdingerz is still in the running.

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MurkyHoney!

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I noticed. I think it works in context, maybe better than the others. It’s very clear that it’s a campy Americana restaurant.

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Thanks, Jake. I’m happy to hear it gave that impression. Not married to it if something better comes along…

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Just working my way through your archive, so this obviously isn't helpful, but I'm hoping you went with Humdingerz.

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Ahhh it was a close call. Went with Fiddlestix, but never too late to change it! :)

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No wrong answer, but my brain's fixated on Humdingerz as a burger and shakes type joint and Fiddlestix as an arcade or toy store chain.

Also, I often think of shitty restaurants having weird names, like Dragonetti's, or Telly's. Hope this is useful - have fun with it!

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Thanks for the input! I think I may change it.

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Ruby Apples

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So it’s kind of like a ruby Tuesday Applebees mix? I used to love the salad bar at ruby tuesday!!

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Oh I like that!!

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