[MAY-gen HYL]

noun

1. 90s kid with Trapper Keeper envy. hobbies included head banging with Dad to Dokken and curling up in a corner reading R.L. Stine’s Fear Street.

2. author of FRESH MEAT

3. not to be confused with the Megans [MEH-gens] or Meagans [MEE-gens] of the world.

4. not to be confused with the Hails [heyls] or Halls¹ [hawls] either.

…plus, a fun fact about name pronunciation²

1. Yikes! No, this is not the officer-gone-wild down in Tennessee…

2. Did you know that Theodore Seuss Geisel’s (who most of us know by Dr. Seuss) middle name actually rhymed with Voice? Big conspiracy! Google it! [Wink, wink!]